Search Yer Kid's Room . . .

. . . for any evidence that they've been talking to the CIA. The jack-booted thugs we know and abhor have re-energized a program to fund centers within college campuses to recruit the best and brightest for utilization in torture and other nefarious practices. Yes, including our own UW. So, if you find your child fascinated by 'America's Most Wanted', playing with tiny microphones, or installing nanny-cams in your living room, best get them to a deprogrammer quickly. Good grief.

And, to the Prez (huge sigh): You are quickly becoming the second worst Commander in Chief we've ever had. There is only a small step between okaying the assassination of American Citizens abroad to gunning me down because I subscribed to MoveOn.org. The difference between you and Bubba - and our undying consternation - is that you have an agile mind and know the difference between right and shredding the Constitution. Good Goddess, O, get a spine and start advocating that peace rhetoric that earned you the Nobel!